omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
