I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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