My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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