i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize