I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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