It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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