Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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