Buhtt sex?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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