Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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