Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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