last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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