Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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