fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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