I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he fucked my hip out of place.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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