Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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