so explain again why im purple
no
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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