Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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