Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
nutella sex= disaster
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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