can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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