I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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