We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
