It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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