She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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