i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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