so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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