Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Randomize
