DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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