honey bunches of taint.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
This is my gift to your gina
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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