I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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