you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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