how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
