you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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