I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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