This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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