im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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