did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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