I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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