We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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