Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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