Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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