OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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