apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You took a bar mat shot.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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