Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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