dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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