at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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