i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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