2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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