just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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