I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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