I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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