One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm getting married
To pizza
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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