The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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