Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize
