Already got asked if we're dating
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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