If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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